It's rare that you can find a recipe that takes less time than actually
eating it.
It happens with Spaghetti Garlic, Oil and Pepper, aka "GOP Spaghetti".
This recipe is for 4 people.
Step 1: Start boiling the water, as usual(don't forget to add salt).
Step 2: While the water is boiling, pill and cut into small pieces the garlic and pepper. Put the olive oil into the pan, dump the garlic and pepper, and heat them up. (be careful here, they should never get too burnt/darkish)
Step 3: When the pasta is boiled, and so garlic and pepper, mix them all together, and as the last touch add a little bit of boiled water and some parsley leaves.
That's it, wasn't it easy? After having eaten this one every Vampire will stay away...